HELLOOO!! Get down!!

I wish I had a lover's house to escape to. My head is paining me😪

Mr Macaroni should be on the poster instead of Kamo

can we please start a support group for procrastinators?

As someone with anxiety, I cannot do inconsistency. Don’t introduce me to energy and a vibe you don’t plan on maintaining. One minute, you’re sweet; the next minute, you’re mean and cold. One minute, you’re present; the next minute, you’re distant. Absolutely not.

My hair looks like I don’t love myself but I really do.

"you already know how i feel about you" omo, i don't know ooooo!!! opin your mouth and talk abeg.

Nahh, the difference in audio quality between Spotify and Apple Music is crazy 😭

From that Arise tv compound, they should have taken Blessing to the police station. What nonsense?

I love a man who can admit he misses you. Male pride is such a cheap turn off.

Two things I can’t stand: - when I bring an issue up and that’s the moment you remember when I did something to you. - people that cannot take accountability, own up and apologise. They’d rather try to justify and explain their way out of the situation.

Sometimes as a woman you don't understand whether you are hormonally sad, menstrually sad, ovulationally sad, seasonally sad or actually sad

I tell men upfront just don’t lie to me. Let me decide what to do with the truth. And guess what they still do, LIE. 😂😂😂😂

You will spend 30k on yourself and then follow it up with deep thought 😭

2021: No salary increase 2022: No salary increase 2023: No salary increase 2024: No salary increase 2025: No salary increase 2026: Employee: “Kindly accept my resignation.” Boss: “But you’re doing such a great job! Why are you leaving?” Employee: “I’ve received a new job offer

Boss: “We’ll also give you a 95% raise—just don’t leave!” Employee: “Sorry, it’s too late now.” Lesson for Leaders: Employees don’t leave only because of money—they leave when they feel undervalued or unappreciated. Retaining good employees isn’t just about increasing their

If someone you once loved came back healed, ready to commit, and finally able to love you the right way… would you take them back?

I’m still a Mad ass sucker for love because tell me why I’m listening to “Spanish guitar” and I’m legit crying 🥺 ❤️

Animal