every day on this app i see a collection of words that have never been put together before

CURRENT WEATHER ON MARCH 17: 19 degrees and snowing THE GROUNDHOG:

Me: “I should have about $200 left” Bank balance: $2.13 Me:

This scene used to have me shook. He ate her up so bad.

y'all are going to die

probably not back in the 90s but in 2026 if a nigga say his overhead light don’t turn on i’m getting off the plane

iPhones turning on the evil red clock when you wake up for water at 3 AM:

she wanna adopt her

Gas really back up to $4 😖😖😖😖😖😖

me

“They stepping on toes bad up in here, hide ya feet”

Roomie keeps preheating the oven and forgetting about it

10:30am is really a ridiculous time to stop selling breakfast.

??????? Yall were in them houses going bat shit crazy wtf

called the dentist to schedule a cleaning, why the lady say "can you come in right now?" well no...

frank ocean wrote tf out of “i miss you” for beyoncé

HUGE news for my nephews and nieces.

Lmao she said she not paying back no loans!

Vehicles famously require only one (1) gallon of gas