everything has changed me this year & yet I’m more me than I’ve ever been

Wicked trailer out. New Sabrina carpenter single. Raving next week. Sun is shining. Vibes are high. Summer is here.

they hate when u serve hot, sexy, self disciplined baddie with an amazing personality & sense of style

Imagine hating me while I’m just at home trying new cute hobbies to regulate my nervous system

u know when you feel ugly & look ugly for a few days & then you feel beautiful & stunning for a few days & it’s just a constant rotation of am I waking up feeling pretty or ugly today?? the luteal phase is diabolical.

yes being a woman is hard but at least we have full glam & phone in bed time & the color pink

another weekend of my mid/ late twenties of saying “I can’t drink & get feral like I used to” and then proceeding to drink & get feral like I used to

maturing is realizing it was never about being smart, it’s about being dedicated & self disciplined

your spark will come back eventually btw

the first morning coffee is for functionality and then the second is for enjoyment / being cute

never beating basic bitch accusations because I love online shopping, sweet treats, and the color pink

lovee Amaya papaya on love island like yeasss justice for the girls who are “too much” & expressive & wear their hearts on their sleeves & aren’t victims of the nonchalant apocalypse

bad weekend to be a hot dog

i can’t stop throwing up i think someone spiked my 9 beers, 4 hot dogs, 6 smoked ribs, 1 brisket sandwhich, 8 slices of watermelon, 3 cupcakes, and 4 chocolate chip cookies i don’t know

“hey, sorry I just saw ur text” - me with a screen time of 13 hrs per day

nobody talks about… that no matter how bad things get… we’ll always have roaming around an expensive organic grocery store & buying a few things we do not rlly need