@_mikewazowski__
✨you can leave now✨
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calendar_today06-02-2012 02:17:36
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3 years ago
This just called me broke as hell
Bro talks like this to the cops, ain’t nobody turning him in.
Me digging in x.com/nottooshabbbby…
Nah this is fire. I love when concepts like this are executed properly.
Comedy truly peaked with King Julian
Don’t let the world take God out of your life.
Her: Lemme see that Dick Me: Bitch it’s cold ion even got it on me
Lmao I’m crying
😭😭😭
Extremely accurate 🤣🤣🤣
This gotta be TOP 5 at least 🤣
doctors after your card declines at the hospital
how do i make $7,615,196,817.91 by midnight
Yuh
💯💯💯
Why is talking about sex with adults at work considered sexual harassment but talking with Kindergartners about sex in school considered necessary?
The Jet got a Big Forehead too
2 years ago
10/10 recommend sharing a virtual calendar with your gf 🤣
a year ago
And Mfs act surprised when I stop tryna be around em.