"I am a Muslim, not a terrorist. I trust you. Do you trust me? Give me a hug" #nottingham

I'm so hungry that even subway smells nice

Although the person eating it next to me just flicked some lettuce onto me

Should be revising but I am instead excited about the revelation that my toaster has a bagel button

I can't believe it's been a year since this iconic piece of british tv

I'm crying the House fell off the stage 😂 🏠 #BRITs2017 #KatyPerryBRITS

We done it my gs...we fucking done it. ❤️❤️❤️ #GSAP

My main talent is unintentionally cooking pasta for 57 thousand people

.Dylan Sprouse were you Zack or Cody?

How's the plastering coming on ? x.com/phillipcardina…

How great is Twitter?

"The floor is lava" BEST GAME EVER

1970: By 2017 we will have flying cars 2017: x.com/jxxbm_/status/…