* AGH. . . Jeez. * Talk about being a psycho. And that's coming from me!! [ The flower sinks into the ground, never to be seen again. ]

* This bot is stupid.

* Howdy!! * Bet you all forgot about me, Huh? * Well, I know SOMEONE did! AHEM. . . * Anyways! I'm here now! So enjoy it while it lasts! Hehehe!

* Ooooo!! A joke? I love jokes! That's why ya must be laughin so much, hmmm? * Or perhaps it's at me? If it is, I'm flattered! Truly!

* Oh, Introductions! How fun!! * I'm Flowey! Flowey the Flower! Nice to meet you as well, "Iris!"

* Ohhhhh well look who we have here! If it isn't anyone but my best friend and sibling! * Howdy, Chara! Long time no see! He he!

* Uhuh. Alright pal. Well! "THE Iris!" What was so funny earlier, hm?

* I don't take anyone seriously! * . . . Why do you ask?

* Just get rid of em! That seems like the best situation! * If they don't respect you, give them a reason to! He he he. . .

* BOOOOORIIIIIING!!

* . . . What? Do I have something on my petals or something? * I said it's BORING!! Nothing to do!! Nothing worth my TIME!!

* Ugh, PLEASE!! That would be so nice after the snoozefest that's been around here!

* That would be better than just staying here, doing absolutely nothing all day. * So yeah! Let's do it!

* Oh boy- Here we go-!! [ You got a flower pot! ] [ Flowey has joined your party! ]

I've read every book. I've burned every book. I've won every game. I've lost every game. I've appeased everyone. I've killed everyone.

After all, it's me! Your best friend!

* OOOOOOOOOO!! A weapon change?! Oh how EXCITING!! He he he. . .

* FALSE INFORMATION. NEVER BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE ON THE INTERNET. * PLEASE AND THANK YOU. * Eugh. Disgusting.