What you been listening too?

My son sees a shark: "oh no its time for a day off!" *steps on cat*

Do you guys pee standing up or do you let the crushing wait of anxiety destroy your brain in rapid motions? Personally I like to sit down and give my legs a brake.

Does anyone remember the rubbers/erasers in school that always had some pencil nubs stuck into them? Turns out it's my daughter doing that I apologise

Emo

Had to delete this new #group thing after I made a "big PP group" and realised I couldn't invite any of you

She's been trying to do this for sooooo long vm.tiktok.com/ZMNTHmofm/

yo you up? x

#askyungblud any plans to team up with 13 again?

My mind is a blender in slow motion

......... Yes

Yall ever wanna just cum on a milf?

Showed my daughter a Highland cow calf and her response? "wow that's an adorable burger" Me:..........

I'm so broken I cried over thinking dumb things like I don't know enough people that would carry my casket but an hour late I saw a man rescue some tadpoles and now I'm emotionally invested in the frog uprising All hail our slimey over Lords 🐸

Annual data form from the school comes in (emergency contact, etc) and the last page says "simin was marked as vegan but had pork on an earlier date" I was like "that's not my kid??" Then it hit THEY FUCKING FED PORK TO A VEGAN KID AND INFORMED THE WRONG PARENT LMFAO

Was sad Got tacos Serotonin 👍

Gotten right in to cowboy punk rock and now identify as y'all-ternative

Yo, you up? X

Regrettably I survived the night