I love my friends but I’ll open that reel whenever I get to it

Just put a potato in the oven so I can have a potato in an hour or so. And you’d be wise to do the same

my fav part of grocery shopping is seeing what kind of fucked up new shit the psychos at Oreo have come up with

You cheered these guys on though…

my thoughts on the Top Model doc is that they should give Shandi a gun

Every day I come in to work and am faced with a scenario so unbelievably stupid

i’m so sick of old, white men destroying a future they’ll never have to face

Funny how there’s always $100B for war, but never enough for chemo, cancer research, world hunger, clean water or mental health

The rent is due for these Paradise writers!

🚨BREAKING: DHS agents are now illegally arresting U.S. citizens at airports… and trafficking them across state lines. A 28-year-old U.S. citizen, Sunny Naqvi, was detained by DHS, for 43 hours, after landing at O’Hare International Airport in Chicago. She wasn’t charged with

Not sure if this is the right time, but instead of drafting young people to war, drafting boomers would lowkey solve the housing crisis too

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

These fucking grifters will look us dead in the eye and say the single mother on food stamps is a moocher and the immigrant down the road is stealing welfare money, and then spend billions on lobster dinners. They are horrific fucking liars and thieves. They need to pay back what

Over 400 women have been arrested since they overturned Roe v Wade— yet not a SINGLE man has been arrested for raping children with Epstein.

whenever a new spiderman comes out i remember my roots (insufferable marvel fan)

people got fired from their jobs for saying this about a podcaster

When I say Bed Bath and Beyond just know I’m talking about Bath and Body Works.

not a single major outlet is reporting on this, meanwhile we’re getting wall-to-wall coverage of chappelle roan’s bodyguard making a girl cry