So I just started binging Star Trek TOS for the first time. There was a moment in the pilot that reminded me of a certain SpongeBob episode 😆

Sunday 09:30 and I've been awake for 4 hours 🙈

I never got angry replies to something I tweeted. Have I missed out on a crucial part of the Twitter experience?

Geb's ungern zu, aber das könnte ich sein 🙈

Near the end of 2021 I took the first screenshot and in 2022 the relationship I had been in for more than 10 years ended. I recently took the second screenshot...

Wann posten wir alle stattdessen mal unser Lieferando wrapped?

I heard this same joke play out just today between presumably a father and son. Made me chuckle. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek

Schlechte Neuigkeiten für alle die sich wie ich für so mittel schlau halten 🥲

Which movie have you seen more than 7 times? Answer with a GIF

"The sky above [Rome] was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel."

For some weeks now I managed to plan and (mostly) adhere to a weekly schedule that incorporates work, chores and fitness. And I strictly organize all private and work appointments and activities in my calendar. Somehow it ended up feeling more chaotic and stressful than before.

gib einem Mann eine warme Hose im Winter und du wärmst ihn für einen Tag gib einem Mann eine kurze Hose im Winter und er erklärt dir warum LINUX das beste Betriebssystem ist und warum auf keinen Fall ein iPhone benutzen solltest

This is the greatest Mass Effect video of all time. Maybe ever.

4 screenshots of games that shaped your childhood.

AHOY

Feeling pretty lucky to have lived during the open internet golden age.. see you later guys. it was fun

Twitter makes it easy to feel like programming is cool but this is literally what everyone else thinks about you