I love it when I find money in my pants (:

La Roux looks like the eye shadow-wearing version of Danny from a Shot at Love. She was the most handsome girl I'd ever seen :/

Can't sleep, this sucks. I think the guy who had my phone number before is wanted lol. Keep getting weird calls!!

Damnnnnn Chuck Liddell is DONE!!!!

:D

Dear boyfriend: I think it is time we get a bigger bed, I totally dig snuggling, but sleeping on top of me doesn't count Consider it -Devyn

The only true knowledge in life is knowing you know nothing

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar

Goooood morning all (:

Eff mmm ell

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I dislike twitter... Yep

I HATE hangovers, especially when you have to work. Fml

Wait, Spencer and Emma just got married....

lol yess lola, why did I say Spencer?

A relationship shouldn't define who you are..

Channel description of TV Land: favorite westerns, dramas and old-time TV shows.. Why is the movie Never Been Kissed on there?

Sitting at the park with my sister.. Creeper status.

" The vampires must go fucking crazy when Bella gets her period"