Clubs hated letting black people in so they rejected us under the guise “dress code” so we started wearing business casual outfits and it became a cultural trend

Downtown used to be an industrial slum

How it feels to be a man that that has never participated in sports betting

Twitters days on my phone are numbered

Mid 30’s such an interesting age. You have people at the height of their career, people still scrambling, marriage, divorce, people with 17 year olds and people with newborns

Ok I’m back let’s see how long I stay this time

Truly the wild Wild West of ages

Chicago train ads: Your brain kinda weird?? LET NORTHWESTERN STUDY IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?" me:

You know how bad you have to be at your job for Italians to tell you to listen to a Black man

I became a uncle for the first time today.

When the washer and dryer did their job and now it's time to do yours

NY, Chicago, LA, and the fourth rotates like a non-permanent member of the UN Security Council

Food trucks used to sell you 3 of the best tacos you've had in your life for $5 cash only and then people with Masters degrees started buying them and now it's 3 of the worst tacos you've had in your life for $18.50 plus a recommended 20% tip

I’m not watching a Jubilee video till they do “20 Black Hebrew Israelites vs 1 Guy Who Was Just Walking Down The Street Minding His Own Business”

You don’t even get stuck in the mirror anymore with this legal weed

Unfortunately I may do a 75 hard

I am “let me check my My Chart” years old now

God really chose me to be from Chicago and I love it

Me currently having my mind blown