guy when you start seeing money, just buy plenty clothes.

Lord fix me when I’m the problem and protect me when I’m not.

" The worst distance between two people is a misunderstanding"

Why you don’t post yourself no more? Me:

When your parents seat you down to talk about your behaviour and then your sibling starts contributing

When your spirit tells you to distance yourself from certain people, listen and step back.

"I knew this woman would be the mother of my children" ndo hata hunimaliza zaidi😂😂😂😂

Pussy ni ya kina Nick Minaj hiyo yako ni kuma

"A house is more important than a car"

Pulling up to the local pub wearing police uniforms to help mzae and his gang escape without paying the bill>>>>

Mwananchi ajitolee, aamke 5am, akae kwa jam mpaka afike job 7:30am. Then apige 8-5 yake. Alipe 30% tax. Alafu bado aswim akienda home while fighting for his life. Aren't we angry enough Kenyans?

😂😂😭

Amee matako.. From dms..

You tell someone your deepest secret. He drinks, gets drunk , and then keeps shaking his head when he looks at you 😭

Thao ni pesa kidogo ukiwa nayo but ni mingi ukidaiwa

Jamaa aliniambia anafaa kuenda kukamua ng'ombe zao, akapiga simu akujiwe coz ilikua distance,nikaona hilux imeingia,Okay? ,we hopped in,woi kumbe ndugu kazi yake ni kuenda Kufill milking records,,ng'ombe zilikua kwa machine zikinyonywa matiti.

So basically, companies pay Youtube to show ads and we pay Youtube to not show ads

-No girlfriend -Gym 5x a week -Same 3 friends -One delusional crush -8hours work -Life is good

Skin. The Skin does not lie.

Me whenever someone stares at me for too long.