'You must complete the HR mandatory safety training" Me:

Not my house but i know my way around

This is the adulthood I was promised🥲

Cause why would I cut off my foot ??????

Watching Mehgan whoop these bitches asses.

Memories of going to the doctor as a kid.

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

ngl i do be being mean sometimes

hands down best cereal !!

Maaaaaannn!!! No stories no dms just pics & vibes lmaooo

gas $4 , taxes due , we at war , you ugly , i'm just not in the mood

The Emperor’s New Groove really doesn’t get talked about enough for being one of the funniest animated movies ever made

Just filled up my gas tank

When they cancel a plan that I didn't want to go to.

Your package will be delivered today” Me all day:

Niggas don’t even use chalk anymore damn lol

One day you sang the goodbye song for the last time and didn't realize it

They wasn’t there

"My intention is to grow with the company." Me as soon as I receive a job offer with higher pay: