The fire detector in my hallway started beeping at 1am so I took the battery out so I can get a new one and it’s still beeping without a battery 😢

Fuck. It’s so cold.

I love putting my headphones on with a good audio book and cleaning the fuck out of my house

Prob gunna freeze my ass off at Woodbury commons today. Wish me luck

Being a homeowner is all fun and games until the vacant unit next to yours water pipes burst and you get to spend your morning sweeping water out of your garage and breaking into your neighbors house to turn off their water supply 🙃🙃🙃

Claiming that Black people are unqualified to perform the same jobs as White people is racist. There is no wiggle room on this point. Your presumption makes you a racist.

Just watched the ground hog day ceremony (if you wanna call it that ???) and if you really think about it the whole things is really weird

CACKLING.

Slowly convincing all my coworkers to get into reading to we can have an office book club

Not my mom trying to become a pro trump tiktoker 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

Ok but seriously who do I have to talk to at TikTok to get my moms Pro Trump TikTok page deleted?????? It’s getting out of hand

Kristin Hannah really knows how to emotionally destroy you at the end of all of her books

The walls between my condo and my neighbors is so thin I can practically hear them breathing over there

Just waxed my own eyebrows. Never going to an overpriced salon AGAINNNNNNN

There is nothing a large diet coke with extra ice can’t fix

Washing machine broke 2 weeks ago, nail in my tire that resulted in me spending $400+ to replace tires a few days after that, leak in my bathroom ceiling this morning. Been a lovely few weeks for me and my bank account 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

So over this weather. I hate summer.

Wait I’m actually SICKKKK after tonight’s episode of love island

I literally have to watch a tutorial video every time I have to put my duvet cover back on

Just got home and my AC wasn’t on all day….gunna kill someone (my fiance)