Thank you to RuPaul's Drag Race UK for reminding how much I love Steps 🙌🙌🙌

Hugh Grant but an owl Twit Twoo Grant

Any McUpdates on that plant burger McDonald's UK??

I need one of those jumpers #ISL

Hey The Luna Cinema any chance that you could offer purely mobile tickets in the future? I literally don't know anyone with a printer 😭

📣 THE BBC WOULD NEVER HAVE MADE NAKED ATTRACTION 📣

BREAKING: Boris Johnson apologises and admits he WAS at the May 20, 2020 “BYOB” party in Downing Street garden.

You will note I am not posting one of those bloody wordle mosaics. This is because I like and respect you all too much. But I need you to know I am smashing it. Every. Single. Day.

Hiya Garmin, my vivoactive 3 music broke in my pool swim yesterday after only 2.5 years - is there anything you can do?

First ever One Minute Briefs ⏱️ - still counts if it's before midnight, yeah? #FavouritePuddings Gü Puds

Get your #BigCoats on for One Minute Briefs ⏱️

Yaaay first ever win!

Poster for #HairTransplants One Minute Briefs ⏱️

Thanks for the reminder about #GBBO! Advertise your favourite pizza toppings #OMBakeOff One Minute Briefs ⏱️

Anybody for #DanceLessons? One Minute Briefs ⏱️

Duuuuun duuuuun 🦈 One Minute Briefs ⏱️ #omb #GymsharkAskedForAnAd Gymshark

I'm from Yorkshire, mate! I'm practically made of tea!

2023 has peaked. Wordle 567 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

My career has peaked 🥳🥳