METABOLISM CONSORT: Sir, it’s 2am. He should go to bed immediately BRAIN DUKE: No. Make music sound good to him for the first time in three years PENIS SERF : And perchanse a bonner,

watching dune 3 twice then googling Avengers Doomsday Full Plot in the uber home

I am pleading with the forces of the universe to convince Villeneuve to tackle yet another "unfilmable" sci-fi series.

(Trying to impress my mouse date) And let’s do a big piece of cheese for the table as well

The shit imma be hearing on cryo archive

Sex pest Jedi: Let’s practice the force tickle again

Cryo Archive just mugged me, took the shirt off my back and stole my wife’s phone number

Nobody warned me that even if you clear the lobby on cryo you then have to travel through the fucking backrooms to exfil

Mewgenics dreadnaughtus twister (attacking legs out of order leads to a funny mental image)

Girlfriends on opposite day: Hey let’s try and keep these cabinets open.

this is what all gas leak episodes of podcast about list are like

all timer joebox segment

Discombobulating my goldfish to ensure they forget after they see me jacking off.