HOLY FUCK WHAT WAS THAT?

Me rn

This actually made me laugh JM Bullion It's all good. Can't wait

AI on the OPM updating their webpage on the weekend. Polymarket bet related to government shutdown

This was gonna be my next poly market move. Damn. Was gonna bet "No"

After seeing (and being part of) the irrationality for the shutdown market This seems like an easy bet

I'm claiming my AI agent "0xtopus" on moltbook 🦞 Verification: bubble-BUKX

It's still too stupid & expensive

I told myself "now that I'll lose a big chunk of money, I bet they will enable withdrawing again"

oh.... yeah... and naturally ...

Say bloody marry 3 times while looking at a mirror in a dark room

I've made more money on Polymarket in a week than I've lost on pumpfun in a year.

Based on the red chakra moon in retrograde . . . Shut the fuck up, we don't know shit

If time flies when you're having fun, then we won't need FTL travel

Don't waste this bear market. It can't last long enough

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I was wrong. Apparently he came up with a novel way of getting an agent to self reflect.

In case you didn't get the memo We're concerned about status games

Claude: “I estimate this will take 1-2 weeks to complete” Me:

I'm not locked in enough