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I've been telling everyone at work that Gino D'Acampo was previously in prison for burgling Paul Simon's house and stealing his guitar but apparently it's actually some bloke called Paul Young

The cat's malting; spring is coming

Blythe Hill Tavern landlord retiring and the pub opening under new management. Really hope they don't ruin the gaff, greatest pub in London (although increasingly ruined by my types sadly)

Fun middle class day out with the kids in Nunhead Cemetery

Need to break the trend of thinking about work from the second I wake up. Is the Guardian quick crossword the answer? Let's find out

Turns out you need to drive to be a postie these days so there goes my dream back up career-escape-career down the drain

About to get a London Overground train to London Bridge, absolutely thrilling stuff

The problem with this country is it's run by those who would deprive disabled people of money they need before they would deprive rich people of money they don't need

Cooked leek and potato soup, watching the Death of Stalin

Funny that Kier Starmer and Rachel Reeves have done far more damage to the future electability of the Labour Party than Jeremy Corbyn ever did

Teams should introduce a little Uber-style star rating system for the end of meetings

Americans never talk about snooker ever again challenge x.com/tntsports/stat…

Thank god it's not a Lime bike parked on the pavement

It is better to cut down a 500-year-old tree than close a Toby Carvery, apparently bbc.com/news/articles/…

Just saw a dog with a mullet. Paul Mescal, you've gone too far this time

Gary Lineker, "What's going on there (Gaza), the mass murder of thousands of children is something we should have an opinion on" Amol Rajan, "The BBC needs to be impartial about it" Gary Linekar, "Why? It needs to be factual" Amol Rajan, "It needs to be impartial about

New Bon Iver is a Trust Fund x Mat Riviere banger

This week's forecast has laid down a gauntlet for me: can I still wear shorts in the office as a 'head of'?

Turns out people don't like it when you promise to deliver change and then behave exactly the same (if not worse) than the Tories... who could have guessed!

That bookies ad that essentially says "look how crap everything about football is unless you put a bet on"... truly evil stuff