So, are we all just gonna ignore the fact that "Local" is the 2018 slang for "Normie"?

Goofball is my favorite sport

We’re beyond excited to announce that #TheZoneCast Balance arc will be an animated series on @peacockTV

What would happen if I made the mac & cheese with chocolate milk

I’m gonna do it

it is done. I am broken by quarantine

Tonight was poker night and the stakes were one (1) gingerbread pig. Melissa and Mary are out so now it’s just Espy and I down to the wire for one (1) gingerbread pig. Who wants it more? Only time will tell.

What is a reservoir but a crowd-sourced lake?

No cap 💯

My Aesthetic

@Bailey_Salicos Hopefully, the Mambo will cure what ails you!😎

Please RT if you think Alexander Hamilton was the best president ever x.com/jacksfilms/sta…

Why did the Spice Girl have an existential crisis? She was contemplating what it meant to be cumin. [Thanks everyone. James, signing off!]

Meryl Streep? Overrated. Been in what, 3 movies? 4 tops? Sad. I was in Home Alone 2. Killed it. Great cameo. I help Kevin

My Chipotle submission: Fill my mouth with meat Chipotle's a tasty treat Makes me twist my teats

Sam's Club Interview went well. I mean, they practically spit in my face and told me I was too weak to work at The Club™. But I got a hot dog and drink for $1.50, so that was pretty nice.

Grocery shopping by myself would almost make me feel like a real adult, if my hair wasn't so dumb and long.