Aren’t American women tired of this? First Harris slept her way to the top. Then she wasn’t a woman because she didn’t have a baby. Now she’s a witch? Come on. We’ve seen this show before and it’s tired. #CNN #women

unmuting at the end of a call just to say “nothing from my end, thanks”

We were one right turn away from a mob entering the Senate chambers on January 6, murdering half the legislative branch, stopping the transfer of power, and ending our democracy. A single black guy saved the day. Do us all a favor and stfu.

Why is this so funny to me😂

The champagne of beers. Thank you for having me, The Late Show!

I guess the whole "shut up and play" thing doesn't apply to white christian nationalists...

David Fry x Creed Cleveland Guardians The Cleveland Pulse Oh, and big shoutout Big Christmas! #RallyTogether

Me liking every tweet about Cleveland Guardians

these announcers were way too excited to call that yankees win. they can at least TRY to hide the bias. chumps.

Did this with a raccoon the other night

just fell to my knees

Wow, holy shit, yeah. Thank you.

Walz's advisors: We need you to stop calling them "weird" Walz: I'm gonna call them dipshits

The City of Cleveland is currently mad at the owners of Cleveland Browns while the players of the Cleveland Browns are currently mad at the fans of the Cleveland Browns, who’s currently mad at the owners of the Cleveland Browns, who currently want out of the City of Cleveland…

‘PRINTERS’ need a new name because they don’t do that.

#LetEmKnow

Just got off of a six hour plane ride?

So if he wins, there’s zero voter fraud, right?