ROAN OF ARC OH MY GOD CHAPPELL????????????

need to queen out at chilis with a triple dipper and 6 dollar marg of the month with some divas

IM SEEING CHAPPELL TOMORROWWWW

Donald Trump on the cover of Vanity Fair.

thought i was doing amazing socially at party last night and then this girl asked me if i’m autistic

I wanna party with king Julian so fucking bad

just had my year end review and they've decided they're gonna put me down

Getting my oil changed i hope they need to look in here

described my dog as a “man of few words” and the uber driver didn’t laugh. gonna open the door on the freeway.

Need a reporter to ask trump to spell inauguration out loud

who up wagon wheeling their watusi

DENIAL IS A BROADWAY 🎤🎶

just got this in the mail happy valentines day

it’s lowkey funny how thunder only happens when it’s raining like..and mind you players only love you when they’re playin :/

taco bell doesn’t hurt my stomach bc it knows i approach it with pure intentions and a positive spirit

Pickles are great..until you're in one.

they gon have to banh mi from this viet restaraunt i don’t give a pho

Sophie Thatcher at The Boogeyman Premiere