"every night at sunset we do a hunger games for our retreat participants, so we ask that all visitors or anyone who did not sign a waiver please exit the forest two hours beforehand"

first date you help me gather hundreds of billy bass singing fish so I can glue them to the walls in my house and program them to sing at the same time.

I'm writing a book about dining alone called "I'll Have What I'm Having"

Hot days like this are perfect for a refreshing Italian boba tea

Got 4 codes if anyone wants to exit the bad site for the other site! No retweets please

EVERYONES BEING SILLY!

My name is Pestopenguin I eat 25 Fish a day and I;m bigger than both of my parents combine

How did he get into the party his ass is NOT 21