the lando norris fans are flashbanging me with photos of him shirtless in my mentions as if my day hasn’t been hard enough already.

i miss losing to lewis hamilton. at least he brought a fat ass and beautiful brown eyes to the podium.

at least include my @ if you are going to quote my meditations like this

mclaren only know how to be corny and ruin my day

absolutely gagged at max convincing redbull the car has been fine for over a year just because he’s so good at driving that it disguises it’s shitboxery

lando and oscar navigating team orders: george beefing with pirelli: perez out of qualifying: the max verstappen subplot:

charles leclerc with max verstappen’s WDC:

hope these two divas come together tomorrow to maximize their joint slay

his commitment to a bit has to be commended . no one on the grid is taking comedy as seriously as he is

lando survived T1. day ruined.

lando nearly ruining his wing in the wall and narrowly missing it……. why is this sport edging me without consent

do u have a humiliation kink. be honest

daniel taking a point from lando …. the max WDC thanks you…. goodbye sweet prince ….

there’s actually a turd of joy slithering down my pant leg right now . god bless you max verstappen

i think you would have to waterboard the skysports F1 commentators in the puddles of sao paulo to get them to compliment max without a backhanded statement

that dutch national anthem is going to sound like a chorus of angels caressing my ear canals

goes without saying but im sorry to all my american friends who could be losing everything today. also a giant fuck off to anyone who might be following me and supporting that fat orange turd

the crazy eyes… we’ve lost him i fear

the lord will provide Max with 5 WDC’s one way or another

no one is doing more for the max 2025 WDC than charles leclerc