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BREAKING | UCP caucus commits to removing gender-neutral bathrooms from their own homes "We are leading by example. And the renos won't cost the taxpayers as much as you'd think": Searle Turton.

BREAKING | UCP caucus commits to removing gender-neutral bathrooms from their own homes 

"We are leading by example. And the renos won't cost the taxpayers as much as you'd think": Searle Turton.
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LETTERS | "Sure, I signed an NDA to provide political cover for her anti-trans policies in exchange for a photo-op with the premier. But why is everyone posting my picture?"

LETTERS | "Sure, I signed an NDA to provide political cover for her anti-trans policies in exchange for a photo-op with the premier. But why is everyone posting my picture?"
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BREAKING | UCP to table "blood choice" legislation this fall: sources New law will allow recipients to select among several donor categories, including sexuality, ethnicity, vaccine status, and blood type.

BREAKING | UCP to table "blood choice" legislation this fall: sources

New law will allow recipients to select among several donor categories, including sexuality, ethnicity, vaccine status, and blood type.
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BREAKING | UCP cancels "Alberta is calling" campaign "When we say we wanted to reach 10 million people, we should have been more specific. We don't want the types Trudeau's been letting in": Eric Bouchard, government spokesman.

BREAKING | UCP cancels "Alberta is calling" campaign

"When we say we wanted to reach 10 million people, we should have been more specific. We don't want the types Trudeau's been letting in": Eric Bouchard, government spokesman.
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OPINION | "The Government of Alberta is far too slow in addressing monkey pox. They should have invoked the Sovereignty Act days ago to protect us from the hoax": Eric Bouchard, MLA Calgary Lougheed

OPINION | "The Government of Alberta is far too slow in addressing monkey pox.  They should have invoked the Sovereignty Act days ago to protect us from the hoax": Eric Bouchard, MLA Calgary Lougheed
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BREAKING | Trudeau housing plan includes new 20,000 unit apartment complex in Okotoks We talk to developers about the 'dystopian' building that has residents worried.

BREAKING | Trudeau housing plan includes new 20,000 unit apartment complex in Okotoks

We talk to developers about the 'dystopian' building that has residents worried.
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BREAKING | UCP to hand all hospitals & public schools to the Catholic Church: sources "When you're dealing with a monopoly that believes... there are no consequences, they’re going to continue to deliver bad service. The Church doesn't do that": Danielle Smith.

BREAKING | UCP to hand all hospitals & public schools to the Catholic Church: sources

"When you're dealing with a monopoly that believes... there are no consequences, they’re going to continue to deliver bad service. The Church doesn't do that": Danielle Smith.