If there’s queso, I’m a eat it

Just found out that St Louis pizza is a thing. And it shouldn’t be 🥴

Cross Canadian Ragweed. That’s all

BROWN AND BLACK GO TOGETHER I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY

Boomer

Hey let’s stop trying to make sliding barn doors to the bathroom happen

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How much can you bend, before you break? Oh you’re treading water how much can you take?

Hey kids, just a reminder to wash your sink after you wash your dishes

You used to be something. Now you’re just another face in the crowd

Someone save me from this Corey Feldman TikTok rabbit hole I’m in

Anyone watching the Netflix hotdog eating competition?

Can we put microwaves back in hotel rooms please

Fuck that. Y’all go out there and kill these shows. So damn proud of you boys 🤘🏼

So anyways, go Cowboys

Man I’ve gotten to do some pretty cool shit playing music and I can’t thank y’all enough for helping make that happen. Thank y’all 🤘🏼

My hands know every line on your hands, cause I’ve crossed them a thousand times

I done been to the bottom I ain’t goin back again

Why tf they gotta make shows and movies so dark to where you can’t see?

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