I both love and hate my charcoochie king.

Some pretty cool names on this list 👇

On a charcuterie board: nuts are D-tier! 🥜

To everyone tagging me: worm sperm is not the same as a gigantic worm-like sperm. Also if you’d paid close attention you’d know my spworm slide was simply a test. A trick.

Introducing the first A-tier item on a charcuterie board: CRACKERS!

All signs lead to one conclusion: God is, indeed, a woman!

On a charcuterie board: 🍯 = D-tier

Hot take: cheddar is the ONLY cheese that belongs on a charcuterie board 🧀

Something we aren’t talking about is how this is cute.

White people things: camp, allowances, and tetherball...?

That's NOT a charcuterie board, that's a lunchable! #Smartypants (TAO YANG | 杨涛)

God = Woman = Mother

This is the DEFINITIVE charcuterie board tier-list! #Smartypants (TAO YANG | 杨涛)

Uhhh what's a hacky sack? #Smartypants (Carlos / Rekha Shankar)

Is this what a perfect charcuterie board looks like?

Is the pope a wife guy? Do popes marry God? Is the Pope queer? #Smartypants (TAO YANG | 杨涛)

Raph is mothering! #Smartypants (Raphael V Chestang / Carlos)