I realized I’m not great at using social media professionally so I might just transition to low effort science-adjacent tweets

The first ribosome to translate an rna strand was prolly like YOOOOOOOOOO

Labs could EASILY bring in more post-docs by simply calling the position for what it is: their anime timeskip training arc

“Why don’t whales get cancer?” Absolutely based question

PowerPoint lol unless I need a an absolute banger then I bust out the photoshop 3DSmax procreate etc etc

Only amateurs use paper towels real biologists do math on your other glove 👋🤌

I was on a field excursion with some crocodile keepers and I told them I do molecular biology and they said “man that’s chemistry hahahaha” like it was an insult and i haven’t been hurt like that since

Alright that’s enough tweeting see y’all in July

Ok that was cool I’m back

Also extremely pleased to see one of my longest term projects during my postdoc in press! This work focused on characterizing different snail mucins, and so much time and effort went into this by all of the coauthors, especially Dr. Antonio R. Cerullo nature.com/articles/s4146…

CATCH ME TALKIN BOUT SLIME ON NPR!! #slimetime All Things Considered npr.org/2023/09/13/119…

WAKE UP EVERYONE THE DEBATE IS SETTLED HOW DO STARFISH WEAR PANTS IT IS WHAT IT IS I DON’T MAKE THE RULES SORRY

*deep inhale* YOU MEAN TO TELL ME A GAR LICKED THIS BREAD ???

My dissertation defense is this Friday @ 1PM! The session and livestream are open for anyone interested, so come hear me talk about slime! It’s gonna be a real spectacle Livestream: gc-cuny-edu.zoom.us/j/81126986882?…

I earned my Ph.D. today 😁 and yes I changed my name/bio almost immediately I truly couldn’t help it

😁