I went to my local supermarket last night to buy apples. They offered apples from Chile and also New Zealand. But no English apples. This is the middle of our apple harvest, and think of the carbon footprint.

Well are you? 👇

Let me know if I’m wrong: As a woman in 🇨🇦, I can be called a c*nt, b*tch, wh*re, or any other kind of putrid name, & that’s fine. But if I call a man a “he” or “him” when he thinks he’s a woman, I can be charged w/ a hate crime. Have I got that right?

I'm working on a new gardening program for Netflix. We'll be explaining which plants are racist and how you can attract more refugees and trans lesbians into your garden.

Spending huge amounts of British taxpayers’ money on over inflated payments to overseas renewable energy companies & plastering mass-scale solar panels on prime agricultural land is not the “envy of the world”. And 7 million people on NHS waiting lists isn’t envied either.

‼️Labour are NOT the party of the working class. Agree⁉️

Luxembourg became one of the latest European countries to ban lslamic face coverings. The government of the small European nation considers facial coverings ‘incompatible with Western values and a threat to national security’. Should Britain do the same!

This morning, I found a great big black hole in my finances. So, I've just given the cleaner, the cook and the butler 15 % pay rises, ordered a new Range Rover, ripped out my perfectly good boiler and installed a heat pump, and turfed my Mum out on the street. Vote Labour😊

Yet another random stabbing. Yet another life brutally cut short. Yet again, DON’T think about who did it. Nothing to see here, move along now. Getting stabbed to death for no darn reason whatsoever is just a normal part of normal life. Didn’t you know that? Do try to keep up!

So because Ricky Jones has plead not guilty he now has a trial A trial has been set for January next year. Long grass…… bbc.com/news/articles/…

Simon Fox Rationing of ICE cars by car makers looks to me like a plan to put themselves out of business by about 2026.

The UK’s ruling WEF/Woke Establishment cares passionately about absolutely everyone in the entire world … EXCEPT ordinary British people. The Establishment regards us as a tiresome PROBLEM that must be tightly controlled and sternly lectured.

Simon Fox This government is in office but not in power

"And we need to cut all their throats and get with..." roars Labour councillor whilst enacting a cut throat gesture...and he's pleading not guilty? If that had been one of those folkloric far right folks they'd have been fast tracked and flung in the clink...Two tier judiciary.

Just as Americans (apparently) accept mass shootings as the price they have to pay for “the right to bear arms”, maybe we Brits/Europeans are meant to accept random mass homicidal stabbings as the price we have to pay for “cultural enrichment”.

How embarrassing for Starmer that he drops the Rwanda policy & Germany look to take it on as they know it is the only effective solution to illegal immigration. Germany must be laughing at Starmer as they benefit from a scheme he had left in his lap. Germany 1 Starmer 0

Labour's cruel winter fuel payment cut will save an estimated £1.4 billion this financial year. Labour has also pledged £11.6bn in overseas climate aid. My view is that we should be putting British pensioners first. We will fight on their behalf in Parliament.

So having spent about half a billion building facilities in rwanda ready to receive illegal migrants the new government scraps the plan and now germany wants to use those facilities to send their migrants there. If this happens Starmer will look like the king of clowns.

The abbreviation "UK" now means “Uncontrolled Knifecrime”.