Excuse me ? You - a deviant accused of molesting women within RajBhavan premises are telling Mamata Banerjee you won’t share public platform with her? India’s women will be better off if you never come out in public. Seriously telegraphindia.com/west-bengal/wi…

NCR people are so sick and tired of the rains that even their onions and potatoes are refusing to slather themselves with besan and jump into a karhai of hot oil

Incessant rains will wash away chunks from roads, make deep potholes, turn lanes into rivers, bring the city to a halt but the pigeon poop on your balcony railing will hold steadfast, cocking a snook at god’s own shower from the skies.

Port Blair has been renamed Shri Vijayapuram And now BJP will realise there’s Anda in Andaman and rename it as Kandaman.

The only person who absolutely can’t act in Emily in Paris is Emily herself Making cute faces and having that smile plastered on your face even during intense scenes isn’t acting.

Port Blair has been renamed Shri Vijayapuram Wait till BJP realises there’s Anda and Bar in Andaman and Nicobar islands.

Of late whenever I meet friends all we talk about buying a house somewhere in the hills or a tier 2 city. Given the high cost of living, seasonal bad air and a forever under construction city, nobody wants to spend their old age in Gurgaon

It must be so tiresome for Nirmala Sitharaman to remind us that she’s not answerable to the people that elected her party to power. And those who think we are a functioning democracy where the government works to serve the nation deserve cream buns with 18% GST.

Pandit Nehru left us in 1964 - exactly 60 years back. Yet he remembers enough of what Nehru said, when and where; and conveniently distorts it. But he remembers none of the promises he made in 2014, before getting elected as PM.

Mujhe paani khana hai

Over the many years I’ve been on Twitter I’ve seen so many enthusiastic BJP supporters become disillusioned with the party and become its bitter critics. But yet to see an anti BJP turn into their ardent supporter.

Courier deliveries, spam and robo calls waiting for me to take a nap so that they can start ringing my bell and my phone

We should all start dancing to get clean drinking water instead of wasting money on Kent purifiers.

I request Hema Malini Jee to do a dance ballet in Gurgaon soon so that we can finally get to breathe clean air in winters. Because god knows the administration will do zilch and waste yet another year blaming each other

Dinosaurs watching asteroid miss earth every time

Was this headline written by Johnny Depp!