A few people got mad at this but they can’t defend the Durst impression so they’re like “oh yeah would an UNFUNNY person have been cast on PORTLANDIA???”

If it's called powerlifting then why are the scores measured in kilograms and not watts

god tier chaos agent

'ALL MODELS ARE TOY MODELS'.
This proposition/slogan is:

Given that IQ is a load of hokum I think I might try to fill the gap in the market by designing a test that accurately measures how generally intelligent people are

Yep that’s baby Anthony Hopkins alright

Twitter isn't the whole world but your Twitter bubble's probably a lot bigger than most extremely offline people's IRL bubbles

Just found out my auntie didn’t invite me to her birthday party because it was a ‘kid free event’ (I am 28 years old)

Do you reckon most technologically advanced alien civilizations have figured out how to put a thermostat on their local star

underrated early simpsons bit: the fact that seemingly everyone in town has their own personalised letterheads

The Art Of Coarse Golf

my brain is so fried that I just googled 'what novels have I read' in prep for my philosophy of literature talk

hey I'm immanuel kant and I don't really have a specialization yet per se but I'm mostly interested in theoretical philosophy, practical philosophy, and aesthetics

incredible thread

'Lo' and 'hark' are good words but we don't really have equivalents for the other three main senses; at school people used to say 'sniff up, lads' for smell but it'd be nice to have a single word

I suppose that even without knowing who I've shaken hands with I can still be sure of at least one person that they've all shaken hands with