It blows my mind that this election is even close.

The next six months will be the longest ten years in the last two centuries.

Whoa, that’s a lot of bookmarks…

Cover your drinks around this one, ladies.

We have more than two options.

I’m a heathen.

Want to be friends?

Because of course they did.

There is a couple of hours of peace here on Sunday mornings, but then Church lets out.

Tim Scott: Great question, but let me pivot to what Donald Trump wants to hear.

Rule: If you narrated the audiobook, you know damn well what's in it.

This is so messed up.

Why the everloving fuck are we giving air time to a liar who shot a puppy in the face, and the co-chair of a party hijacked by fascists that don't want our votes to count?

Why are we platforming these assholes? I don't get it. Explain it to me like I'm 5.

This November, voters are going to teach Donald Trump a valuable lesson:

Don’t mess with the women of America.

I’m a heathen.

Want to be friends?

Kristi Noem is the best at digging.

Thanks, I’ve been working out.

There is a couple of hours of peace here on Sunday mornings, but then Church lets out.