"Welcome to the Appalachian's, it's just Canada." - my permanent resident.

We dream our dreams alone with no resistance, faded like the stars we wish to be. #LiamGallagher #Legend

I have a big dick car. That's no small deal to me. #chuffed

"Usher should be an usher at the movie theatre, that's how much he sucks. " - Mr. Schilling

Bung boys are doing it while they're bunged. Cowabunga dude. - my better half.

"If you can't be good, be careful!"

"Candy Kong. She's what does it for me." - Mr. Schilling

Excuse me, Cameron Schilling is a fat shamer... Pass it on.

Who knew the Sistine Chapel was for the Pope's mom, who is in prison? Not me. 🤷‍♀️

Foghorn leghorn - spitting image, he's my doppelganger. And I knew you were going to go to x.com. - SchillyLeghorn

This is the best piece of AI jargon I've ever laid eyes on.

#metooCameronSchilling for smearing mineral oil on my pillowcase. 🤬

"Vote for me, I'm a dink for zinc. " - Cam the man.

Today's "Wayback playback" is just songs from the prime of my drinking/ nightlife in university. Feeling like a senior citizen.

Clay's favourite things: a receipt, fireplace vents, Taco Bell hot sauce packets and my toes.

Hey @cp24 @cnn and Citytv where is your coverage of the #FreedomRally? 10,000+ on attendance not big enough news for you? #freedomrallyTO

Seriously, who wouldn't pay $20 to attend emu Beach volleyball? It should be a thing. Js.

As exciting and insightful as this post grad is, pragmatically speaking.. The conclusion to every lecture is that we're all fucked. #fml