if anyone saw my previous tweet i didn’t mean it it’s a drinking game

remember when i was happy and all i tweeted about was power rangers

nice knowing you all

choke on twisty pasta

istfg

bolognese bastards

bubblegum looking bitch

i went to the toilet for 3 mins ffs

Your #ThreeLions team for tonight's #EURO2020 final against Italy is in! 🙌

i use the butterfly cheeks filter on snapchat like it’ll solve all my issues

when your shifts over and your boss hasn’t shown up so you can’t leave part 2

when you’re shifts over but your boss left 20 mins ago and hasn’t come back

🎶 Que sera, sera... 🎶

We're in the #EURO2020 semi-finals – and we're going (back) to Wembley Stadium!

love to see it

my name was on that document and email about 4 times and she still spelt it wrong.

i’m so glad this week is over damn

god that man irritates me

all alone, trying to draw the creation of adam for my bookmark

compulsive liar