She is wearing a green scarf because his feelings about her and her anger towards him spending time with Lana he is going to be his weakness today

very strong guys with Alien masks just did violence to a vehicle and Clark noticed a metal plate in one of their skulls? So it was the mom on Pete and Pete

Is Clark really just going around doing x-ray vision at all of his classmates to see if they have skull plates?

And we have our second kid from home improvement on this season, weren't there three kids? Is the third one ever in anything, I never recognize him if he is but I've seen the other two a lot

OK so we have meteor cootie steroids today I think

I don't know what's more interesting, that Lionel is up to something and we are getting close to the season finale or that Lex reads the Smallville high newspaper

I'm loving these insurance commercials with Sam Elliott and the football himbo

Oh of course the horse event can't just be Lana having a hobby, it's drama between her and her new stepmom who doesn't like her. But I'm glad her father is excited about being invited

Clark isn't even dating Lana, please Chloe stop being jealous of her?

Smallville today is breaking bad. Person who's good at chemistry is making specifically colored drugs

They put Clark in the furnace😠 and got rid of all the clothing symbolism

OK people suck and we don't have a lot of staff on the weekend, I am back

Lana's new stepmom might be cheating on her dad, do we not have enough drama around here already on this High school drama😂

Oh wow the stepmom bitch is divorcing Lana's dad because she became his priority Wow I hate her and I hate that I share her name, she is not worthy of being a Jennifer

OK I don't like the two of them being together, I don't know why

Oh shit vandalism

Oh this asshole basically scarecrowing Martha and Jonathan in the barn

Basically giving Clark permission to beat these kids up, good job Jonathan, I approve

Clark is being a hero now, consciously, so he put on his red jacket

Actually hang on I need to eat