Frolicking in a field? Okay!! :3 You get the field I’ll get the feet

Pull your partner. And then never stop pulling them. *violently*

I love my body, it doesn’t need fixing. My heartburn makes me feel unique 🎀

If I was a math sign I’d be > bc I am the best

The worst part about being single is HAHAHAH I WOULDNT KNOW I HAVE A HUSBAND YOU FUCKING LOSERS

Came on my period so hard

Need a new look, gonna grow out my labia

We need a movement specifically for unsolicited guitar playing

My brain cells needed a little trim off the top

The real reason I’m going into acting is bc my friends don’t take videos of me and now I have forced a bunch of new friends to record me or they fail their course ^•^

I am the advert that capitalism keeps shoving down your throat but I’m actually advertising having a really fun time bc I’m advertising myself

God had to put a cap on how much I can girlboss per day to make it fair on the normies 🙄

Jesus wasn’t appreciated in his time and this comforts me bc neither am I

There’s a lot of similarities between the layers of hell and an onion and I just keep finding more

You can’t tell me they’re not the same people

We need a slur for Shein users

Wore a thong today and came on my period, my pad is balancing on this string for dear life

Let me be the teabag to your boiling water

I want to own a bar and call it “My Legs” and underneath it says “open 24 hours”

Everyone is made how god intended it’s not my fault god intended you to be fucking ugly