Today is the last day to submit to Eggplant Emoji Vol. 4. We're at 167 submissions, which means the acceptance rate will be under 8%.

🍆 Vol. 3 received 76 submissions. 🍆 Vol. 4 received 176 submissions.

Eggplant Emoji Lit | Fourgasm coming soon! There is genuinely funny writing in Vol. 3 - so this is good news. Made its way through CNY.

There is an awesome comedy show happening in Philly this Saturday! There will be food vendors, a DJ after party, and Eggplant Emoji will be there in full force. It will be a great time with lots of laughs. RSVP for the show here: partiful.com/e/c7dTYeuYoA43…

Quick update on where I'm at in reviewing submissions: Total subs: 176 Unread: 79 Rejected: 77 Accepted: 3 Shortlist: 17

Lots of progress. Total subs: 174 Unread: 10 Rejected: 130 Accepted: 6 Shortlist: 28

Eggplant Emoji is on substack eggplantemoji.substack.com/p/what-is-eggp…

eggplantemoji.substack.com/p/i-just-finis…

You already know how Substack works, and Domstack works the same way, except you put this rubber ball in your mouth while you read it. eggplantemoji.substack.com

The selection process for Volume 4 is almost complete. I have 1 more acceptance email to send out, and then the rejection emails will start going out.

12 stories have been selected for Eggplant Emoji Vol. 4. I still have more than 100 rejection emails to send. If you submitted and have not received a response, a rejection email is incoming.

We received an astounding 175 submissions for 🍆Volume 4, which was narrowed down to 12 (a 6.9% acceptance rate)!

Eggplant Emoji Fourgasm: Director’s Uncut features 13 hilarious authors: Unstoppable Buffalo, John DiFelice, Allison Fradkin, Robert Garnham. Writer, humorist, performance poet, Alexandra Lacouture, E.P. Lande, Casey Lawrence, Steve Loiaconi, James P.W. Martin, Jack McBiggs, Max Rauhman, Jake Stein, and alizavig.

A Requiem for a Release Date on Eggplant Emoji's Domstack details the progress and upcoming release of Eggplant Emoji Fourgasm: Director's Uncut. eggplantemoji.substack.com/p/a-requiem-fo…