Imagine trying to explain this to a Victorian child

The Tortured Poets Department

5-10 minute versions of the most important sessions at #GoogleCloudNext ? That's how you catch up and STILL enjoy your weekend.

Dev keynote: youtube.com/watch?v=X62_Mi…

Gen AI: youtube.com/watch?v=gy1h_s…

Database: youtube.com/watch?v=enG9HC…

Analytics: youtube.com/watch?v=xkUn7r…

Apologies to anyone I encountered today 💀🤘🏼💤

Oh hey- it's Ben Parr and Deborah Yarchun in the NYTimes! 💕✨🎩👰🏼‍♀️

The tortured poets department

in this world, nothing is certain except death and taxes and a production of Shen Yun coming soon to a major city near you.

My mom died 19 years ago, so days leading up to Mother's Day have always been tough...

Usually I don't get upset from all the marketing emails/texts I typically get.

However, nothing prepared me for how I felt when I saw they missed the opportunity to call this a 'Momination'.

Actual image of me becoming a full functioning human again post #GoogleCloudNext

End of Act 1: Les Misérables

🌈annual PSA that June is only ~6 weeks away and pride month is incredibly busy for me, SO if you want me to speak in pride month now is a great time to dm/email/slack me

Born too late to own property, born just in time to own a Furby.

stilgar: now you must choose a very strong and powerful warrior name
paul:

How I feel after an entire week of people-ing 🫠