Ultimate!

It's block season - a lot of foul, racist MF out here dehumanizing, animalizing, and hyper-sexualizing our VP and I'm not hearing it. Miss me with all that.

Lil bastard keeps raiding the bird feeder

It's release day for my first collection. I'm excited/honored and giddy with all the shares and posts flying around social media. If you've grabbed a copy or shared a post about it, THANK YOU!!!

An old pic you still like A twenty-something belting some tunes at a dueling piano bar while my wife's (then girlfriend) face is scrunched up from either pure embarrassment or adoration but probably the latter.

I'm 10-10-220 years old

Is it September 10th yet? 😒

A whole fucking movie happened in my backyard today

A lot of y'all worried about the Olympics while there's a fire in your own house

Saw the play on Saturday night and it was sensational. Every actor nailed their parts and blew like the wind. If you're in Minneapolis in the next couple of weeks you need to stop by the Guthrie and check it out.

When your wife hits your DMs

Lil weekend project completed

Got some mushies in the chaos garden

Heading to Savannah, GA next month. What are the spots to hit? Which ghost tours? Book stores? Graveyards? And GF restaurants?

Y'all got nothing for me? Am I just fading to dust on this app?

I'm gonna keep it brief. We had a fire in our garage early this morning. All humans/pets were unscathed thanks to our smoke alarm. If it wasn't for it, you might've got the news of our fire from someone else. Make sure your smoke alarm/CO detectors work. It'll save your life.

People a lot more famous than me love this collection so maybe you will too. Books ordered through our website will be signed, stamped and pressed with my personal press. Please share, interact, and remember, eggs are bad for you this week 😔. Sobelo Books 🖤

"Last set, better be a banger..." COUNTRY ROOOOOO-