you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Happy Earth Day to all 🌲🌍🌳

Don’t mind me just getting electrocuted in my sleep as this seeps through two floors of electrical cupboards Spruce Homes Southern Housing New Homes

Another day another serious h&s issue in my Spruce Homes apartment block 😅

Plsssss can I borrow someone’s student discount for urban outfitters 🎀

Plsssss can I borrow someone’s student discount for urban outfitters 🎀

are they…. our soulmates????? 🧚🏼‍♀️

me waiting for my uber to go get a lobotomy

What’s a really sexy men’s perfume?

10 years ago, Kiesza released Hideaway

next piercing

“Did you have a nice break over Easter?”

seeing all your pending transactions come out your account on the tuesday after a bank holiday weekend

Sorry I’m so late I was in bed on phone

Who gave Henry Hoover Ozempic?

when life gives you lemons squeeze them in a man’s eyes

I need to look like this by may 1

this is how clingy i am

Just ate a Sainsbury’s doughnut that was so utterly divine I had to leave a review on the website

when i say i like classic movies i mean this