This meal just wolf whistled at me in a van

Let M3GAN sing Titanium at the Oscars you cowards

BUZZINGGGGGGG!!!!! Thank u Tramlines Festival 4 giving me a sneak peek at this year’s line-up! 🎉🤩 #TramlinesHendos

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one thing i know how to do is turn £1500 into £6.35

LOWER 🗣️ THE 🗣️ RETIREMENT 🗣️ AGE 🗣️ TO 🗣️ 30 🗣️

if Bravo did this to me I’d go into witness protection and you’d never hear from me again #RHOP

this picture is straight out of the wizard of oz

being delusional makes my life 10x more interesting

3 weeks down bby!!!!

“Follow for fun facts about the mortuary business!”

Howling at Bridget telling her brother to plug his mortuary business on the girls next level podcast

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment

These ads are shit, he won’t even help humans - why would he start caring about hedgehogs. A woman dropped dead on her way to a food bank last week.

I was in LOVE with a stripper, but I just LIKED the bartender

Tiktok is prioritizing carousels of still content right now and Instagram is prioritizing videos. I love social media 🤡

What is it about having two random bits of hair hanging down by my face that make me feel and look like an absolute 500/10