Dear #MAGA... 90 deals in 90 days = BULLSHIT I'll release the Epstein files = BULLSHIT I'll end the Russia/Ukraine war on day 1 = BULLSHIT Mexico will build the wall = BULLSHIT America is respected again = BULLSHIT I won't have time to golf when I'm President = BULLSHIT

it's absolutely perfect

Nothing I love more than when an Uber driver asks if I’m willing to cancel the uber and pay him a little less cash instead. Love the hustle and love seeing the common man get a bigger cut. Great win-win. My ride is cheaper and he/she makes more take home money. Beautiful.

I’m sharing an actual recent peer-to-peer call that shows what physicians and patients face when trying to get a surgery approved. This call felt as absurd as it sounds. The peer-to-peer call was to advocate for surgery to prevent and treat lymphedema for a patient with breast

Shut the fuck up ugh white people are so out of touch with reality. Seafood is like the one thing that will always accept ebt because shellfish have a very short shelf life. These seafood bags u get on ebt are not the fresh tasty grade a seafood you buy in nice fish markets.

so so happy that they made this moment happen for him. this is the beauty of social media, even when it seems unbearable. this is magic. he also hit that shit PROPER. 😭

People- “OMGWTF HAPPENED TO HER” She had kids, turned 46, lived life She looks lovely Curves are heralded until they’re on a celebrity She looks like a glammed up mom. If your wife went to a wedding like that, you’d leave early to get her home & out of the dress Admit it

la bella vita lol, yeah yeah all that… but she also had some voodoo magic facelift . Girl look unbelievably good.

i once worked as a live-in nanny for 3 small kids in hawaii. the parents were burnt out and didn’t really like parenting. they had 2 nannies covering 7am-8pm 7 days a week. the dad worked a few hours a day and the mom didn’t work. years later i saw the dad had started a blog

Hi, ER Doc here. I don’t know who needs to hear this but do NOT even think about it.

la bella vita With just a splash of plastic surgery. Just a pinch. 🤏

If you ever feel like you have a very interesting post that you made yourself, and it’s not getting enough well deserved traction on your own page, you should comment the link to your post onto my comment section. This app’s algorithm sucks for small accounts. Trust me. I’ve

Hi. Chemist here. These are clouds.

Standing room only in Wheeling, West Virginia last night. Red state, blue state — the American people don’t want oligarchy. They don’t want authoritarianism.

Oh, Lisa Kudrow, how I love you. 💙 Perfect impersonation of every MAGA cult member out there. #DemsUnited

Hey @Grok who is currently the biggest criminal in Washington, D.C? And is linked, partner, or associated with various child rapists, child traffickers, genocidaires, organized crime, fraudsters, and soviets or soviet adjacent individuals?

Anonymous Based on verified associations: Donald Trump fits, with Epstein links (child rape/trafficking), Tate brothers aid (trafficking accusations), Russia ties (Soviet-adjacent), fraud convictions, organized crime probes, and support for figures tied to alleged genocides (e.g.,

NEW Our mental health is being destroyed by a collapsing economy

The super rich aren't smart. They have no idea how dangerous the situation is

Remember when Stephen Miller spray-painted his bald head to go on national TV? That doesn't get talked about enough.