Bro you thought I wasn't bouta see this or sumn 🤣🤣

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HAPPY COOPA DAY!

Worst part about dating someone with eczema is when they flake on you

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I didn’t like my pubic hair but it’s grown on me

Now a verified virgin

my most irrational fear is one day I’m gonna forget to zip up my pants and then my member is gonna find a way to get through the boxer pee hole and pant zipper and just be flopping around with me knowing

crazy how playing stardew can make you wanna fuck a woman who is made out of 16x32 pixels. demetrius does not deserve robin's sweet ass

Edging party tonight at my place. Please don’t come

whenever I think about a good book, i touch my shelf

Having a really hard day (I took viagra this morning)

We're waiting for a table at dinner and he looks at someone's plate and says "do we go over and ask them for a slice?" sam

Hailey "Hawk Tuah" Welch

Only saw 1 other tweet about it so just wanted to say that there is a discord hack going around where people are being messaged by people they know to try a game called "Lomina Game" and it's just a RAT which will steal your account and the hacker will extort you. be careful!!!!

idk much about anything but the dress was definitely blue and blck

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