LOL.

Happy Cookie.

I’d like to use this gif more often, please.

Idiocracy was just joking.

One of the most underrated comedians of the modern age. Go Dave. Love you, matey.

Feverishly waiting and searching for how I can stream this in the U.S. Binging your YouTube in the meantime and introducing you to Canadian chums.

Didn’t see that coming. But that’ll do.

So there I am. A boring Saturday doing nothing. And I get a message from BillyBio who is talking to mates of mine in England and the topic of conversation over there is a microphone I stole in 1994(?) and how he wants some soap I make as compensation. Odd kind of day!

I bit my tongue in my sleep last night. What kind of nonsense is that? In my SLEEP? Who bites their tongue in their sleep? #WhatAmIDoing?

Well, that’s nice.

So he’s selling shitty cars at the white house like it’s some discount used car lot now?

Oh that will absolutely do.

Big win, that one.

Many Americans are unaware that sandwiches are improved by putting crisis in them (or “chips” as they insist on calling them), despite it being an obvious fact. Just something I thought I’d share.

That second half was a bit good, wasn’t it?

I like posting this gif.

Big one, that.

Love footy, me.

Excuse me, how many? Blimey.