Spongebob: "Can you hear me?" Patrick: "No, it's too dark."

Want a one way ticket some where tropical.

Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.

"STUDYING IS SO FRICKIN HARD TO DO THERE’S SO MANY DISTRACTIONS LIKE MY PHONE AND A PIECE OF PAPER AND OXYGEN.” Caitlin Shadwell

“Hey I heard you like bad girls, I don't mean to brag or anything but I'm really really bad. At everything.”Jessica Lingard

Guilty pleasure : I watch glee 😭

Oh OK thanks for the tip, I was actually planning on letting the bed bugs bite but good call

Time for a break 😋

“Rude: *Texts back 3 weeks later* Sorry I fell asleep.” Jessica Lingard

“chocolate is made of cocoa which is made from plants. therefore chocolate = salad” Caitlin Shadwell

“Laughing: what do u call a sleeping dinosaur a dinosnore ha ha haha someone date me pls” Jessica Lingard