Me at the bar when my friends r talking to someone I don’t know

Are Mastagrass and Sir Z brothers?

Dear Netenyahu, please let the Michigan State Spartans win…..or else I will release the tape of what we have

FLAXX$ Release the tapes

Just replaced a fuse on my car and fixed it after it wouldn’t start

accidentally fixed dinner for two again lol #deadwifetwt #mywifeisdead

Middle aged king at the table next to me is having a breakfast tinder date. Orders a beer.

How it feels to listen to Sun Kil Moon/Red House Painters

Imagine waking up from a nap and the first thing you see when you open up the app is this

Antwuan Dixon reacts to being on the cover of Thrasher Magazine

Interviewing to be 2014 Tucker Carlson

Dreamed about eating box #RealEater

dark souls 3

how it feels to have ur brain wander off to a place that doesnt please u