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stupid hungry, but i don't want to waste my freedom on eating.

Trix are for ME. Yum...

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

Should teh_pwnerer return to the web in 2023?* *min. 1337 voters for binding results.

How bizarre. How bizarre, how bizarre...

You might want to be here in about 20 minutes: youtube.com/watch?v=4eGeE9…

Heading home for the weekend. Phone is dead. Let me know if you want to hang out at all...

Life is good with Froyo...

Hammering down 2 mid-afternoon donuts is what makes me feel alive! WOOOOOOO!!!!

The best part about traveling with someone is being able to pee without bringing all of your stuff into the bathroom stall.

Dear All Radio Stations, Thanks for the rainy day playlist. Super psyched for my suicide now.

Probably not the best idea to talk about my fascination with serial killers and murderpedia on a date. #ReasonsWhyImSingle

I'm a doctor in 2 days. Holy crap.

Sometimes a great meal replacement is donuts

Dry Dock at Ahnolds Pahk - fun

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