when you’re talking to her and realize she might lowkey be funnier than you…

the worst thing you can do is think that i care, because i truly don’t

when homegirl tells you the craziest lore ever but you gotta take her side or you’re the next victim

icon vs user

she might be the one

unfortunately i lied im not nonchalant so who tf you with and wya, matter of fact here i come

sprinkling “ma’am” at the end of your sentences so you can soft launch calling her “mommy” later on

going to turkey for a hair transplant with a bag of her pubes

i’d give up all my girl oomfs to go back in time and relive watching tvd for the first time

he said he likes my personality so i gave him 5 more

ai is our biggest opp

fans lol

tvd, criminal minds, new girl

🩶🤍

i give people my number so i can say “k*s” without fear of being reported and banned

yawn