Also I really miss Shane Dawson why'd 2020 have to take away my main squeezes

I find it amazing and hysterical that husband can’t tell the difference between a bathroom hand towel and a kitchen dish towel

My baby has decided that naps are not an option anymore... it’s been over 3 hours of her awake, exhausted and refusing sleep 😫

I want a Herbert now

Nobody told me that you don’t sleep train a baby once and call it good 😫 #second #sleepregression #saveme #nosleep #momlife

When my baby is upset she says “mamamama”. I’ll take it. Her first word is Mama! I win! #firstword #baby #mama

Why is Julen so cute? Why is this cute to me

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

My baby is so grumpy after her naps before she gets her food 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

My hair is TRYING me today. I’m way too close to cutting it and regretting it

Best news all day 😍🙌🏼

I really wish I had a diehard best friend as an adult. Y’all that do don’t know how good you have it

Y’all I’m dead serious, don’t spend your money on any crawling toys. Just buy a $5 remote control car. You can control the distance and speed. I just got my baby to scoot/crawl around the entire room completely determined to get that 🚗 #crawlingtips #babies

I hate being guilt tripped about trying to progress in my life.

I love when people give unwarranted advice and then get pissed off when you’re like yeah I’m cool with how I do things thanks tho 🙄

What’s the point in having FOUR cats if none of them will kill bugs for me 😖 #cats #notmousers #notbuggers #bugsareawful

What can’t cats be like dogs? Eat first, ask questions later #quickplayingwiththebug

I don’t understand why my menstrual cycle makes me DEAD tired. Like I can’t function at all the entire time 😴😴