every modern tv sitcom has to have a drag episode, it’s the law

It is july 1st

there are, at minimum, three half-full la croixs in my house at any one time.

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵

i am actively looking at someone who is under 20 wearing Miss Me Jeans. is it 2022 or 2012?

i feel like my niche skill is knowing what a reasonable serving of food is. whether it’s for myself or for a party, i feel like i am particularly good gauging what is too much or what isn’t enough for x number of people.

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my 35 minute commute home took two. hours. at least i planned to be a recluse tonight for halloween and didn’t have any plans 🫠

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Decided to use my 3D printer to figure out how the hell we’re doing this.

I am very happy and proud to announce a new article in Higher Education! @DrGMBettencourt, Megan Bartlett, and I explored "Power‑conscious ecosystems: understanding how power dynamics in US doctoral advising shape students’ experiences" here rdcu.be/c4jO1

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HUH

when someone uses “OOO” for out of office but my brain goes