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Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

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What if Shakespeare wrote The Big Lebowski- written by Adam Bertocci

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calendar_today25-04-2023 23:55:15

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[LEBOWSKI] faith, who stole my legs stole trash, and I sallied forth and achieved in any aspect. Some are born achievers, some achieve greatly, and some have achievement thrust upon ‘em. Beseech me not!

[LEBOWSKI] faith, who stole my legs stole trash, and I sallied forth and achieved in any aspect. Some are born achievers, some achieve greatly, and some have achievement thrust upon ‘em. Beseech me not!
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[LEBOWSKI] the rogues have always lost, will always lose, and so it will be tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow. [Exit LEBOWSKI; enter BRANDT]

[LEBOWSKI] the rogues have always lost, will always lose, and so it will be tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow.

[Exit LEBOWSKI; enter BRANDT]
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[BRANDT] Good Master Lebowski. Did you enjoy meeting my honourable lord? [THE KNAVE] Truly, sir, a nobleman most gentle; He bade me take any rug in the castle. [Exeunt]

[BRANDT] Good Master Lebowski. Did you enjoy meeting my honourable lord?

[THE KNAVE] Truly, sir, a nobleman most gentle;
He bade me take any rug in the castle.

[Exeunt]
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[THE KNAVE] Faith, surely when next I near this neighbourhood, I will call upon his lordship’s good honour, and beseech his refreshment.

[THE KNAVE] Faith, surely when next I near this neighbourhood, I will call upon his lordship’s good honour, and beseech his refreshment.
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[BONNIE sings] ‘With toe-nails of verdant and forester’s green With a hey-nonny-no and a hey-nonny-nonny Blow thrice on my toe-nails and I’ll be thy Queen And ever preserve me as thine, blithe and Bonnie.’ I pray you, sir, blow.

[BONNIE sings] ‘With toe-nails of verdant and forester’s green
With a hey-nonny-no and a hey-nonny-nonny
Blow thrice on my toe-nails and I’ll be thy Queen
And ever preserve me as thine, blithe and Bonnie.’
I pray you, sir, blow.
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[THE KNAVE] Marry! But here’s a lady of good interest, whose toe-nails are the very green of the common hump, where grass doth grow and where country lovers do foot. Whither shall I blow, maid? For I am but a traveling tumbleweed, and may well be carried by any wind, e’en south.

[THE KNAVE] Marry! But here’s a lady of good interest, whose toe-nails are the very green of the common hump, where grass doth grow and where country lovers do foot. Whither shall I blow, maid? For I am but a traveling tumbleweed, and may well be carried by any wind, e’en south.
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[BONNIE] I mean only the wind in thine own maw in this case; blow, then, serve your turn and cool my hot temper. [KNAVE] Sayest thou that I must blow upon thy foot, painted lady? [BONNIE] I ask this deed of you thrice now; and that which a damsel craves constantly…

[BONNIE] I mean only the wind in thine own maw in this case; blow, then, serve your turn and cool my hot temper.
[KNAVE] Sayest thou that I must blow upon thy foot, painted lady?
[BONNIE] I ask this deed of you thrice now; and that which a damsel craves constantly…
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[BONNIE] is the service of a tongue most moved in capability. Look to my foot; I cannot reach that far. Blow, wind! [KNAVE] I fear thy charms. Will not thy consort mind If I bestow his lady fair my wind? [BONNIE] Nay, for there’s naught for which Oliver carest;

[BONNIE] is the service of a tongue most moved in capability. Look to my foot; I cannot reach that far. Blow, wind!

[KNAVE] I fear thy charms. Will not thy consort mind
If I bestow his lady fair my wind?

[BONNIE] Nay, for there’s naught for which Oliver carest;
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[BONNIE] And a lady of good housekeeping and agricultural besides, minded to economy and all practicalities. Were thou to bring a gentle cock to my bed-chamber, I might help him to success for ten shillings.

[BONNIE] And a lady of good housekeeping and agricultural besides, minded to economy and all practicalities. Were thou to bring a gentle cock to my bed-chamber, I might help him to success for ten shillings.
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[KNAVE] Such a lady of talents I have scarcely seen. [BRANDT] Yes, a most forthright jest! Free of spirit and good generosity, she is the nimble nymph of Neptune, and we mark her with good humour.

[KNAVE] Such a lady of talents I have scarcely seen.

[BRANDT] Yes, a most forthright jest! Free of spirit and good generosity, she is the nimble nymph of Neptune, and we mark her with good humour.
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[BONNIE] Free of spirit but ne’er free of flesh. Were I to regale thee with parts of my humour, I would not bid Brandt hear the play ere he paid a shilling himself. [BRANDT] Hark, a marvelous jest;

[BONNIE] Free of spirit but ne’er free of flesh. Were I to regale thee with parts of my humour, I would not bid Brandt hear the play ere he paid a shilling himself.

[BRANDT] Hark, a marvelous jest;
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[BRANDT] But, I pray you, we dare not tarry. Come, Knave. [THE KNAVE] Yea, I shall come, and then return with money, Or lose the labour’d love of fair Bonnie.

[BRANDT] But, I pray you, we dare not tarry. Come, Knave.

[THE KNAVE] Yea, I shall come, and then return with money,
Or lose the labour’d love of fair Bonnie.